Matt Damon
Of Course, Bird Poops on Me
Instead of Hemsworth!!!
4/2/2018 7:59 AM PDT
Matt Damon made the mistake of sitting next to Chris Hemsworth in public, and Mother Nature made him pay for it — well, a large bird with full bowels actually made him pay.
Check out Matt’s shirt — front and back — ’cause he got bombed by some bird down in Byron Bay, Australia. Matt spent Sunday hanging with Chris and his fam at the beach — y’know they’re locals in the Bay.
Matt seemed slightly amused after the s**tstorm, and attempted to clean up. He also changed his hat … just in case.
Far as we can tell, Thor emerged totally unscathed, still ridiculously hot … and without sleeves.
Chalk up another W for Hemsworth … who’s been on a winning streak since the freakin’ gene pool.
