35 Weird and Disturbing Finds on Kids Internet History
Cute babied videos, unbelievable internet challenges, entertaining vines. We all experience that and peculiarly girls, more.
Though the internet can be a wonderful education tool for children and given that they’re curious too, parents know that the Internet is also an endless pool of NSFW things.
A recent thread on reddit obligated chatter and was participated by parents and some people shared its own experience about the peculiar things they found on kids internet biography. Brace yourselves for you may find some that are funny and some shocking.
1. Curious about “Bewbs”
This was before my lad was on social media; he was 7 or 8, and he asked if he could have some “alone time” in the power. I looked at his rummage history 😛 TAGEND
” Big boobs”( which turned up weird humongous photoshopped boobs) immediately been accompanied by” little boobs” and then” hot grils” which turned up page after page of Weber grills. He’s 18 now and has no memory of this.
– chickiepie
2. A future Picasso
Not technically a parent but an older sister, so my little brother when he was around 7ish had a search history of naked women and such. And when my mother found out and confronted him he cried and was saying he just wanted to be like Jack from the Titanic by trace naked women and he had a few sheets of his attempted draws.
– swordswench
3. Do girls have “willies”?
My friend told us about how he found his brother’s scour biography 😛 TAGEND
” Girl penis”,” Girl not have penis ?”,” Why girlfriend not have penis ?”
He was 10
-Maximus1 25
4. Patriotic Porn
I check two daughters Google history quite often, but lately I’ve found the following
” Ruth Ginsburg, naked”
” Clinton naked, Hillary Clinton, naked”
” Condoleezza Rice, naked”
Ummmmm that’s just weird , not sure how to discuss this with her.
– princessfairykitten
5. Bum shots in my iPad
Pictures of two daughters( 11) posing quite harmlessly that went on to bum photographs( wearing short-changes ).
Someone pretending to be a 14 yo daughter asked her to do these fires for a modelling competition and send similar hits so she known how pose. She eventually stopped the conversation. The pics came through to my iPad( joined maneuvers ).
Police got involved and likewise CEOP. They originated from an report in South africans so Interpol took over the subject and we will probably never get an update.
Instagram never even vexed to respond to my report.
– Anthillmob7 4
6. LF: “Pretty Girls”
When I was 9 or 10 my chum and I were on the family computer doing whatever 9 or 10 year olds do. My friend told me to be done in order to “prettygirls.com”( innocent enough)- except it directed us to a porn place announced ” teenfuckinglive” and we immediately panicked and closed to browser. My mom really ruminated us out when she found it. I tried to tell her we were just looking for pretty girls but she wasn’t having it. It was a long few weeks of computer-less punishment.
Edit: not to kill the merriment but I am a woman and a tattoo craftsman/ person piercer haha. thus the stabby username.
– born2stab
7. Curious pre-teens
My babies are preteen I was on their computer one time and detected a series of internet scours 😛 TAGEND
fondling
making out
condom
– AndyWarwheels
8. The Curious Case of Ed Gein
Had a coworker bring in her teenager over the summer so that she could move him to the local secondary school for football practice when she took her disintegrate at 9. Since I was in training at the time, I was sitting with her at her table and mine was not in use. To stop him occupied, I’d log into my computer and then she’d haul up youtube so he had been able to watch the” Watch me Whip” song, because apparently, children will watch that shit for hours. Well, one day she goes over to check in on him and says in a confused expres” Who the heck is Ed Gein ???” So it turned out that it was still logged into my Youtube profile, where I had taken to watching documentaries about serial executioners, and the teenager had clicked on one of the recommended videos. Whoopsies.
– BridgetteBane
9. The Simpsons
When my twinneds was a boy, elementary school, they were looking up the Simpsons and inadvertently came across parody Simpson’s pornography. The computer was in the front room so I heard them chuckling and turned to see two guilty little faces. So hard-boiled not to laugh and so disturbing! What a gossip … The batch of Milhouse and Lisa is forever burned into my retinas.
– pywhacket
10. Spanking a cartoon’s butt
Not social media but once caught both of my nieces dallying an animated activity online where the objective was to spank a animation laughingstock with a paddle. Every time they’d” move the paddle” at the laughingstock, it would give the sound of a woman moaning. They couldn’t understand why the game was inappropriate and were chortling hysterically while playing.
Edit: People “ve asked”( or presumed) that it was a game called ” Spank the Monkey “. I’m not familiar with this tournament so I inspected it up and nope, that wasn’t it. No feeling what the game was actually announced but it was a bare, lily-white woman’s( albeit invigorated) ass and the “paddle” was an animated ping-pong paddle. Never saw I’d ever have to type such a sentence.
Edit 2: Nope, it wasn’t an Elsa game. IIRC there wasn’t a face or upper person visible in video games but pretty sure I had assumed it was a woman’s backside because the butt was attached to shapely legs that culminated in a duet of stilettos. The animation bride was altogether bent over( on a table, I guess ). This incident happened about 5( 2012) years ago. For those inquiring, I most certainly didn’t penalize my nieces; I told my sister( their mother) later nighttime and we had a good chuckle.
LipstickInLiterature
11. Misspelled
My 15 -year old gradation bro-in-law worked my wife’s laptop while he was visiting the house and forgot to clear the history. His google researches included: girlfriends pussing, sizzling puss, pussy willows, tits and pussing, pussing sex.
Hmmm , now that I kind this out I am wondering if he was just misspelling’ pissing.’ That would make a little sense … albeit not comforting.
MROlson
12. Acceptable Search Terms
Not a parent, but my cousin one time got onto the computer when he was 11 or 12 or so and examined for” naked 12 year old girls “. I was there when his stepdad checked through the browser record, and needless to say he and my cousin had a chat about acceptable pursuit terms.
sloasdaylight
13. Watching Dragon Ball Z
When I was like 12 my papa attained Dragon Ball Z Hentai in my autobiography rummages and proceeded to look through all of the sheets while I obstructed in the bathroom pretending to take a shit. I remember him shrieking my epithet and “re going to have to” mentally prepare to deny everything LMAO. I’m scared as shit to have adolescents and find their porn searches
Edit: Don’t know how to feel about my highest upvoted commentary being about Hentai but i’ll take it.- thraxsinatra4 20
14. What’s your Instagram, ma’am?
Not a parent, but some of my students( 7th and 8th position) ask to add me on Instagram. The worst username I’ve come across is “bootywarrior1 3”
Edit: I don’t ever lent them, and my chronicle is private. I never give them my handle because I don’t want them to find me, but if they do, I slump the follow regardles. Frequently the method I catch out their instagram epithets is because they will often days require their peers to follow them, and so they will “promote” themselves by putting their username/ manage on the human rights committee. I often joke though that I would contribute them on Facebook, to which I always get the reply “Facebook is for old people” so that’s fun!
Daisysvices
15. Barbie and Bikes
I have two speedy stories-
When I was a boy, I wanted to play some Barbie plays or look at girl stuff so I went to Girls.com. Went down stairs to my momma crying in order to rat myself out.
My little sister had something similar happen. She wanted to look at new bicycles in order to decide what to ask Santa for. She went to Dicks.com hoping to see Dick’s Sporting Goods. Instead, she saw a lot of shlongs.
Guess it runs in the family.
misspence
via GIPHY
16. Everything about “pie”
I went through my 13 -year-olds cousin iPad. He had researched “cream pie”, “girls doing a paste pie” and “cream pie videos”. After, searches for “apple pie”, “pizza pie”, “peach pie” and “raspberry pie” came up, probably to disguise his actual aims.
sledge8 234
17. Dad taught me about browsing biography
Not a parent, but when I was a kid I knew an adult flash game website. I would go on it whenever I had the chance. Eventually, my mummy found out and she told my father start fucking talking to me about it. My dad and I got into the car and he started this serious talk about how “the internet is a very powerful tool…” I felt genuinely guilty. Then he was just telling me how to obliterate the browsing history.
edhughesiv
18. D ** k Pics
A guy on Instagram sent my 12 -year-old step-daughter and her friend’s dick pics. Not just once, but many times. The police are involved and he has been located in NYC but we have yet to hear anything back yet. Fucking disgusting. Edit: The serviceman is at least 30.
Hollywizzle3 11
19. A Call to the Principal’s Office
A friend from work’s son goes to a moderately strict Catholic school. One period I was walking out to my gondola, and she was outside bawling on the phone and generally freaking out. I waited around, she often “ve got a lot” of funny theatre going on. She hangs up the phone, looks at me and starts hyperventilating and then shrieks hysterically. I was like, daughter “whats goin on”? She said her son’s principal called she and her husband need to come to the school immediately, that her son will crowd her in on the respite. She continues to tell me her son said he got caught looking at naked noblewomen on the internet, and the principal printed out his examination history. He scoured “boobie prawn” and “lady parts” during class. She was yelling at her husband on the phone, telling him about developments in the situation, and all he had to say was, “We should have schooled him how to delete the history.”- Olealicat
20. Bloody Poo
9-year-old son’ s Google history 😛 TAGEND
” Do girls in England poo blood for a few months ?”
Chowderhead1
21. Bad Santa
Hopped on my nephew’s tablet and proceeded to pull up the internet browser. Immediately I was “ve been staring at” a screenshot of an overweight homeless appearing Santa, smacking the cornhole out of a much younger Mrs. Clause. I immediately invited my nephew what kind of research he was doing with his Santa video and his face turned fire truck red and he whisked back to his room.
– DeluxxChiliMac
22. My Uncle’s Facebook “My Day”
My middle-aged uncle inadvertently announced a picture of his erect penis to Facebook formerly. It made him about an hour to work out how to delete it. In the mean time, there were a lot of apology status. FAQ Edit: A pile of people find it. My uncle is a Londoner and Londoners are very good at taking the piss. The idol is burned into my mentality. It was thick-skulled but kind of stubby. It should not definitely sounds like a vulva.
thatlookslikeavulva
via Meme Center
23. Will my penis disappear?
Checked my 11 -year-old son’s search history to find a number of interesting questions…
Do subjects grow vaginas?
Will my penis disappear when I’m 18?
Will I become a girl?
How do I save my penis?
I asked him about his inquiry biography a duet days later and he was just telling me that some minors in his academy told him that when sons turn 18 they turn into girls and lose their penis. That bastards …
ianmac1 7
24. Punishment
An old-time friend of mine has a younger brother with some disorders, mostly mental. When he lived at home with him, around the age of 16, my friend caught him whoomping his peen( don’t ask) to bondage/ rapesim porn. He last-minute made an account on a sort of fetish or swinger website, with a profile saying he was looking for someone to come to the family house and punish him. He exerted one of the purposes of his tugboat money is payable for a taxi razz for the status of women age-old enough to be his mother to come to their house for this and she actually demonstrated up, but she arrived as their parents came home and they had to meet. He quickly tried to make up a narrative about housecleaning, but she was firm and direct with the interpretation. From then on, he had absolutely no internet access, with his brother going so far as to remove connection ports/ factors from his computer to stop hotwiring of any kind.
These days, he lives in an adult care home where he still has absolutely no internet access; there was an incident in 2014 where he stole someone’s smartphone and fastened himself in a closet, accelerating through porn and trying to access his fetish website accounting until the battery died and he was seduced back away with food.
– MisprintPrince
25. Parental Control
I recently discovered my 10 -year-old son has been looking up “sex.” But his computer has parental holds, so he was trying to look up sex on his Roblox game.
– Miniplicity
26. A delinquent
Not a parent but this happened to a person I know with a kid. He was reproducing out pornographic idols and putting them in the elementary library volumes. He too photoshopped the librarians honcho onto a naked both women and guided it around the school and he would sexually molest her all the time telling her to suck his cock. He likewise started downloading cock pics forwarded to girls. He was 10 years old. He’s in juvie now.
– Brideofthelivingdead
27. Flat-earthers
My boys are too young for Twitter or Snapchat, but they love to watch Youtube. I started coming notifications months before from beings in an answer to ” my” criticisms on plot videos. Found out my son has a curiosity about flat-earthers and doomsday preppers.
ETA: Thanks for the suggestions other internet mothers! A little explain for those concerned my child may become or may once be a flat earther.( Not much worry about the prepping. I suspect underground bunkers filled with MREs are more socially acceptable ?) He isn’t. He won’t be. The pull seems to be borne out of amazement at what people can convince themselves is true , not a desire to be like them. I was reading Helter Skelter under my blankets and trying to figure out the street Scientologists at his age, so I’m not startled at his curiosity. I am not a Manson family member, a Scientologist, or even a Baptist despite my mother’s best efforts. I have faith he’ll be just fine or better. He’s an awesome person.
28. Youtube Keyboard Warrior
When my lad was 8, my bride was looking at his tablet and ascertained his comments on Youtube videos. Quite a few notes along the line of” YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT YOU DUMBSHIT MOTHER FUCKER BITCH .”… and others with arbitrarily strung together cuss words that normally wouldn’t be used together. He would get announced out by others for the random cussing and he would say ” I’m only 8 and I can do what I require[ CUSSWORD ][ OTHER CUSS WORD THAT DOESN’T GO WITH FIRST CUSSWORD ]!”
When we wreaked it up, he knew they were bad words but was reiterating other ribald observations he saw from other remark trolls and didn’t have a better understanding of the harshness of his commands. Now his Youtube attires are much closer monitored and he hasn’t done anything like that since.
– UneventfulChaos
29. Meme of its first year
These stupid “memes” my 13 time old created in response to his friend being deported for a year.
My kid’s prize? Too expelled for the year. Plus, a” terroristic threats” charge in his academic folder. Not allowed to set foot on district academy dimension or attend district virtual classes.
Kid is almost an honor roll, teaches cherish him and many friends.
Don’t try to be edgy teenagers. Especially if you plan to use your schools” summer enjoyable” hashtag.
The absurd part is the punishment.
– PsychoCadi
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30. Ugh Mum!
My daughters are grow up now, but when one of them was around 14 or 15 I opened up her MySpace page. She was telling all these girls that her father( that would be me) was a raging alcoholic. She was telling them how I was neglectful and I didn’t like her.
At the time I was pregnant with twinneds, labouring full time and my husband was gone with the Marines a lot. I is no longer a boozer at all.
Obviously, we had a long talk. She was feeling left out with all the excitement over the babes. Still, though, it was pretty hurtful. It made me a long time to get over that.
– mysuperfakename
31. Enter more research now …
My younger brother are of the view that when you entered more explorations, it would remove the ones before at some object. So I look on his iPad one day and find a sought for boobs or sex, one of the two. The pursuing after that was cheese. And then cheese cheese. And then cheese cheese cheese. And so on. So many cheeses.
Edit: whoa cheesus Christ! Thank you, mysterious strangers, for popping my gold cherry!
– TheKevCon
32. Excuses no more
When I was 11 my Mum asked me one day about some Google probes on the family computer, including “Sexy Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders.” I denounced it on the babysitter and somehow reassured my brother to back me up. A pair year later I was caught probing “Can I check a picture of a girl in a bikini” but I wasn’t able to blame it on anyone this time around. I’ve since discovered the incognito tab…
– willywompus
33. Blowin’ like a volcano
Back in highschool my friend was staying the nighttime and was using my laptop to look at his facebook and talk to his lover. The next day his mommy picked him up, and later that night I got my laptop so I could supplement chorus to my iPod. When I opened it, I was was welcomed by a chitchat space in fullscreen, and apparently, they just got done video chatting, and the last words were
Him: I’m almost there my little elf. Now I go.
Her: Wow Santa! That was huge! Almost like it was a volcano!
I abruptly closed that space, indicated out of his substance, and slithered my laptop under my bed. I didn’t want any one of the purposes of what bodily fluids could have been on there.
Edit: Should include in that both your best friend and I were in middle school and were around senility 13 or 14.
– Zombie2 198
34. Pagina
My son has Autism, high-pitched functioning but still Autistic. He has been mainstream the majority of members of his schooling and in 5th position one of the sons told the others how to examine vagina and tits on the computer. Well my lad in all of autism beauty was scouring pagina not vagina and was only getting pics of foliages lmao. Poor kid.
– Psycholove7 5
35. Who are the “Dominicans”?
My stepson is 7. Found a knot of sought for 😛 TAGEND
Dominicans with no handwritings and feet. Dominicans with no abilities. Dominican dressers. Dominican torsos. Dominican legs. Dominicans in stores. Dominicans for sale. Silver Dominicans. Black Dominicans. White Dominicans.
I was at a loss of how to accompanied it up to him. Thankfully, the next day we were in a cloak place and he asked me why Dominicans don’t have pass or foremen, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. I recollected the internet probes and became a little upset. I told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then went forestalled and vigorously said ” Dominicans aren’t beings” as he drawn attention to a bronze next to us.
I breathed a sigh of comfort and said ” Mannequins “.
– stevediperna
Being a mother in this digital age must be terrifying because as long as children are strange they would really take advantage of the internet.
So, how about you, do “youve had” some tales to tell? How would “youre talking to” your child? Share in the comments below.
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